“It was milk, and they shook it up. That’s the requirement of a milkshake, is it not?”
“It was milk, and they shook it up. That’s the requirement of a milkshake, is it not?”
“Asian Chao…I think it’s missing a letter.”
“What?”
“There should be an ‘s’ at the end.”
“Man, you’re weird.”
“Yeah, but so are you. That’s why we’re friends!”
“Coral…Can you eat it?”
“You aren’t from around here, are you?”
“Damn this wind!!”
A guy trying to long board on Memory Mall today
Overheard walking into of a lecture class of mostly freshmen:
“Ah, man! It says no food or drink.”
He actually threw away his food before going into the class.
“Alright, so we’ll go running tomorrow night—wait, tomorrow is Friday. You probably have stuff to do, so how about we run during the day? Is 2:30 good for you?”
“Yeah, that sounds good—okay, you know what, no, I’m not going to lie. I’m not going to do anything tomorrow night but sit at home.”
“Yeah, same here…”
“So, my dorm at 7:00, ready to go?”
“Yup.”
“I realized I didn’t like Algebra, so I changed my major.”
“What was your major?”
“Eh, engineering.”
It was all couples and I was like the seventh wheel!
“I just want to know her name so I can Facebook stalk her”
- Some guy yelling this to his friend.
